For only $1000 USD you can gain access to The Adventures of Mister Goldberg, Mister Goldberg’s multimedia diary complete with photo slideshows and written entries.

That’s right Friend! Only $1000 USD and you can follow this quasi-cartoon character in Shanghai, leading a unique existence teetering towards total disaster, and yet, somehow managing to survive the adversity plaguing him since birth.

How the hell will we ever afford get ahead if everyone gets in for free?

Everyone is a voyeur! The only thing better than watching people make out is watching people suffer and no one suffers like Mister Goldberg!

As a voyeur you will love Mister Goldberg's weekly photo slideshows! Follow Mister Goldberg around Shanghai, join a dinner party, or a tag along on a weekend get away.

Plus! Gain access to Mister Goldberg's personal diary, an intimate perspective into his neuroses, complete with personal problems and weekly blunders. Being the unluckiest guy in Shanghai, Mister Goldberg is constantly in the eye of the storm, with adversity lurching around every corner - it's a wonder he has managed to survive this long.

Currently there are over 20 entries in the members' section complete with photo slideshows and diary inserts. Titles such as Those Silly Anti-Semites, My Students Hired a Hit Man, Poisoned Part 1 & 2, and Where's My Kidneys!?!  

Each week promises to entertain!